Written by Mr Anorchristic

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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Two London Bobbies who never met Ali Dizaei

Jailed criminal cop Ali Dizaei has been attacked in prison by lag he tried to arrest twenty years ago. The prisoner, who cannot be named for legal reasons, sneaked up on the power mad criminal in uniform as he showered and ''attacked'' him allegedly.

Dizaei, who was taken to the prison infirmary with minor cuts and bruises, was fore-warned by prison staff not to ''bend over if he dropped the soap''

The prisoner who attacked Dizaei suffered from a mild case of eczema, and was later questioned about the attack, stating that he 'was having an psychotic episode' as he heard ''voices'' that sounded like his 'friends' telling him to attack the super corrupt criminal Dizaei, yet authorities were unable to confirm this.

The prisoner, who twenty years previously, was accused by the corrupt ex-top lying cop Dizaei, for stealing a packet of wine gums from the criminal cop Dizaei's local corner shop. The power mad disgraced ex-cop launched a massive police investigation, costing the Met a massive 28 million pounds.

Dizaei later claimed that 'most of the costs' went on police overtime and expenses and his wives penchant for Gucci handbags. The prisoner was finally caught when he was spotted in the street by an eagle-eyed member of the public who made a citizen's arrest on the spot, saving the Met another 80 million in projected costs.

Yesterday a top Judge ordered the disgraced ex-top cop to be ''placed in a padded cell for his own protection'' and that his ''shoelaces and belt be removed''.

A spokesperson for the prison service refused to name any prisoners but said yesterday that ''an ex super corrupt criminal police officer prisoner had slipped in the shower on a bar of soap'' and that the case was closed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Prison, Crime

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