Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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Robert Pattinson was pissed again which has been a frequent occurrence over the last year. Pattinson was seen at a bar in London and after twelve pints of Lager he was laughing so much he pissed his pants.

Pattinson has never been out of the news, since he had the lead role in that vampire film Twilight, which he starred in together with Kristen Stewart. While he was under the influence of drink he ranted and raved about being the next Dracula, and they should write a Dracula script just for him.

As far as Twilight goes Fangs for the memory but when it comes to Dracula he can forget it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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