Twilight New Moon Special Edition DVD Will Have 2 Hours Of Actors Talk

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Thursday, 1 April 2010

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A special edition of the first Twilight New Moon is scheduled to be released later in the Spring that will have practically all of the actors from the movie in great interviews.

"The actors get tired of seeing all the crazy things on the web and in the tabloids and hearing all the rumors", stated one of the technicians who put the product together, Sid Carlins.

"Remember, this was not made during the making of the first movie but recently. So you will see and hear the actors comment and joke about who has been up to what.

"According to the things you read", states Robert Pattinson in a part we viewed, "we would never have time to make a movie. We would be too worn out dating and marrying and whatever with whomever."

"I have a date with Robert tomorrow night", jokes a laughing Taylor Lautner. "But please don't allow that to get out...AGAIN!!!"

Carlins stated that the whole crew had some laughs and turn the tables on the Paparazzi.

"I think all the fans will enjoy this one. Plus you have a really great DVD to watch. I think they even put a couple of scenes back in."

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