Simon Cowell has admitted he has a morbid fascination for the Subo fanatics, NOT the normal ones, just the freaky, extremely rich ones who go around praying and doing other crazy stuff.
He is pondering a new show "Subo Fanatics Have No Talent But Have Lots of Money". He realizes the title is a tad long but is working on it. He's not stupid. He's seen the $$$$$$$$ signs.
Simon recently visited a group of them when they were in jail for Nessynapping. He didn't object to the 'cavity search', in fact he is quoted as saying "Hmm! I quite enjoyed it actually. I'm sorry to hear the gals are out on bail as I was planning another visit. I'd even had my anus bleached in preparation."
His fiancee is said to be rather upset at Simon. "He never bothered to bleach his anus for ME," she whined. "What have they got that I haven't?"
Helloooooooooooo! Do the words MONEY and RED SCARVES ring a bell?
