Simon Cowell Defends Cheryl Cole

Funny story written by Bureau

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

image for Simon Cowell Defends Cheryl Cole

From all the reports lately, Cheryl Cole's marriage is really falling apart as Ashley Cole is fast becoming the Tiger Woods of soccer.

"If Simon Cowell is defending me, then I must really be in bad shape", Cheryl told reporters over the weekend after new rumors began of another affair.

Cowell had just told Hollywood & Online, "She's a friend and you're always going to be there for friends. She's going through a hard time, but you know, she's a strong girl. I've been in touch and I'm there for her."

But "there" for what?

The same goes for Victoria Beckham, who went through the same type mess with David Beckham a few years ago.

"Cheryl and I have known each other for some time and, even though I haven't talked to her or seen her for awhile, she knows I'm there for her."

Cheryl stated that she also received a call from Elin Nordegren.

"What did she say?"

"That she's there for me."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot