Adam Lambert Delivered Hot Buns To Simon Cowell During American Idol!

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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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"Here Come The Judge!"


A former contestant on American Idol told reporters this morning that she had witnessed fellow contestant, Adam Lambert, delivering hot buns to judge Simon Cowell.

"They thought that everyone had left the show that night but I was so down after being kicked off the show that I fell asleep backstage after crying, said Ruth Randolph, the amateur singer.

She then told ass reporter, Dan Hilliard that when she awoke she heard a lot of sqeaking in the lounge and when she looked Lambert was delivering Cowell some hot buns.

"He (Lambert) didn't really have to do that because he had the most talent on the show, even though he did eventually finish second."

She then had slipped away before they saw her.

"Adam must have found out that Cowell loved hot buns and brought him some. Cowell was really eating them up when I last saw them."

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