Singing star Lady Gaga has been rushed to the ER at Cedars Sinai Hospital by ambulance following a medical emergency in a vivid daydream I'm having.
Details aren't clear at this point, but it appears that Gaga had dinner with friends and then retired to bed at a little before 1am Pacific Time.
An emergency call was taken and logged at 02:26 from a residence in the Hollywood Hills claiming that the star was experiencing difficulty with mobility and respiration.
Paramedics arrived at the property within minutes and successfully stabilized the patient before transferring her to the hospital.
News relating to Gaga's condition began to emerge as concerned fans started to assemble outside for a candlelight vigil.
A close friend of Gaga informed us that the star was suffering from some pretty nasty chafing, mainly around the crotch and armpit areas, with an accompanying minor outbreak in the folds below the breasts.
"We tried to warn her about her wardrobe," the friend sobbed. "We told her wearing things like she was wearing would cause serious chafing. We had no idea it would get to this extreme. Her crotch and her armpits are red raw. The doctors tell us that she'll make it...but...you can just never tell with chafing..."
Lady Gaga is the third Hollywood star this week to be treated for chafing, prompting concerns among lifestyle gurus that maybe their advice is just a load of crap.
Chafing, whilst uncomfortable and unsightly is rarely fatal.
More as we get it.
