In a move that has surprised absolutely nobody, Girls Aloud "celebrity" wife Cheryl "he's like a brother to me" Cole is set to divorce her trophy husband Ashley Cole.
Cole made the announcement recently, after much speculation that her husband had been dipping his toes in other less icy ponds.
Immediately upon hearing the news, celebrity ex Peter Andre recovered from his heartache over his recent divorce from plastic love-doll look-alike Jordan and started penning a love ditty for the Tyneside Trollope.
Cole, best known for atrocious music, awful dancing and a chronic accent is said to be considering her options.
A spokesperson for the Cole Camp has stated, "She won't be jumping into anything, she's still smarting from the betrayal. What's that you say, John Terry needs a new wife.....hang on I'd better give her a bell".
