Jake Pavelka Voted The Dumbest Bachelor In The History of Bachelorhood

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

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Las Vegas is giving 10 to 3 odds that Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will never get married.

DALLAS - Jake Pavelka the star of this year's The Bachelor reality show says that he is not 100 percent sure that he made the right decision.

Pavelka, who is an airline pilot, revealed to Barbara Walters that a lot of passengers who are aware that he is the pilot on their flight opt to get off the plane and take a later flight because as they say they do not trust his judgement.

Jake told Oprah Winfrey that one little blue-haired lady who said she was from Wisconsin told him that by choosing Vienna Girardi over Tenley Molzahn he showed the nation that he is not only stupid, but dumb, ignorant, and a real fuffinsha.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: A fuffinsha is an old Yugoslavian word which means, an unmarried man who thinks that he is using his brain to think but in reality is actually only using half of his pecker.]

Pavelka, who makes last years dumb, stupid, Bachelor Jason Mesnick look like a Rhodes Scholar by comparison has been voted by three different national publications as The Dumbest Bachelor in America.

Gene Candycrittle the editor of Single Dudes of America Magazine said that Pavelka has shown the entire country that just because he can fly a big commercial airliner does not mean that he has any common sense.

Another publication Dudes on The Prowl stated that Pavelka is a perfect example of a man who has a Gomer Pyle brain and a Jon Gosselin wienie.

And senior writer for PeckerWorld Monthly Kip Zukabishvilli pointed out that it is really all a ploy by ABC and that they plan to star Jason and Vienna in a reality show entitled, The Ignorant Pilot and The Ugly Bitch With The Attitude From Hell.

To see Vienna Girardi in the most intimate photos of a woman anywhere on the Internet log on to www.pixofviennathebitch.yuc

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