Jake The Bachelor Shocks Fiance, Show With "I'm Gay!"

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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Not So Fast, Sisiter!

When Jake Pavelka asked the "bride", Vienna Giraldi, to married him he whispered something that many overheard but couldn't decipher.

This morning we have gotten the whispered words from an insider, and that it was "I am gay!"

No wonder Vienna looked shocked. In fact, she looked a little woozy the rest of the episode. Here she was, "The Chosen One", beating out all those other women when she needed to concentrate on men.

On the other hand, this is a great joke on the show as well as a great laugh for all those viewers who did not like Vienna Giraldi!

"So I'm out", stated Jake. "If I was going to do this to any one of those lovely women, I had to pick Vienna!"

Asked why, he stated, "Because she wasn't all that likable plus her name, Vienna. I'm rather fond of sausages!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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