HOLLYWOOD - Well it looks like the rose garden has finally been picked clean. After weeks and weeks and weeks, The Bachelor has finally come down to the final two girls; Vienna and Tenley.
Yes the two females left standing or perhaps a better phrase would be left laying down are Vienna Girardi, a 23-year-old penguin trainer from Sanford, Florida, and Tenley Molzahn, a 25-year-old lumberjack camp nurse from Newburg, Oregon.
So on Monday night, the bachelor Jake Pavelka will have to decide which of the two will be his new wife. The show's Director Grover Tiffgolden has really gone out of his way to make sure that the winner (and loser) is not revealed.
But poor old Mr. Tiffgolden failed. The winner (and loser) have already been revealed. It seems that someone who is a friend of a friend of a friend of one of the show's staffers has let the pussy cat out of the bag.
In the interest of not spoiling the excitement for anyone, the name of the winner will be revealed at the end of this article, but the name will be jumbled up into an anagram. Both of the girls first names and last names add up to 13 letters.
The show's hairstylist Ramon of Redondo Beach said that he knows who the winner is but he would not reveal the name, even after a Mr. Jarman Callabreezi from Reno, Nevada offered him $7,000.
So who will The Bachelor Jake Pavelka choose? Will it be Miss Girardi or will it be Miss Molzahn. The answer to the much awaited question is that Jake Pavelka has chosen...Ravine Raiding.
