Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Here Comes The Bride

Our Fylde Coast correspondent Duncan Whitebait has just informed us that Hollywood teen idols Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to tie the knot in Blackpool.

According to Duncan, the Twilight star once holidayed in Blackpool as a child and became quite excited by the flashing lights, the fairground rides and the smell of fish and chips.

We are also told that Rob Pattinson's favourite fairground ride of all time is the Grand National, which features two roller coasters racing each other. Pattinson's second favourite ride appears to be the Wild Mouse, which the actor described as "really fast and a little bit frightening."

More on the impending nuptials as we get it.

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