Robert Pattinson Achieves The Impossible

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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Actor Robert Pattinson was on "The Today Show" yesterday morning at Rockefefeller Plaza where he was completely surrounded by teenage girls.

Pattinson, who was there to talk to the early morning news crew about his new movie that's coming out, "Remember Me" and not one of the Vampire pics.

But he had to do his speaking over a lot of screams around him.

According to Matt Lauer, Pattinson looked as if he had accomplished something that few people have ever done, possibly never done before. He didn't have a single hair in place!

"How did he manage to do that?", joked Al Roker.

"I've came close on a few mornings after a late night party", stated Lauer, "but I don't think it was close to this."

"Wouldn't you love to see him and John Edwards together?"

However, down at the Plaza the crowd was gathering and not one single teen was heard to complain.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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