Paris Hilton told police in Los Angeles yesterday that she had been the victim of a fake cop or at least she had reason to believe so.
"Oh, he had handcuffs but no uniform. He said he was undercover and that's where we headed right after he handcuffed me", she reportedly told them.
Our source downtown stated that she first became suspicious when the cop car turned out to be a van of some kind and that it played a little jingle.
"I believe it was the one that purple dinosaur sings!"
After starting in on a long tale about the Purple Dinosaur, she was ordered to take a breath test but was found to be relatively OK.
"Here I come down here to report this fake policeman and you treat me like this. I tell you, the van played "This Old Man, He hmmmm hmmm....farted or shit his pants. I give up. Sorry I bothered you."
With this she left the station calling back over her shoulder, "At least HE gave me some free ice cream."
