Joe The Plumber Unclogs Paris Hilton

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Friday, 26 February 2010

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Called out on an emergency run, Joe the Plumber reached the home of Paris Hilton just in time.

"I feel like I'm going to explode", a plumber's helper told us after receiving a cash bonus as much as he makes in a month.

"Joe can't read anyway", stated the young man.

Next he told us that Joe went back to his truck to get a bigger jar of super vaseline.

"Go to the bathroom, Ms. Hilton. You're really backed up. It's a good thing you called me when you did. Did you try the Fireball Special?"

Ms. Hilton said that she had tried about everything she could think of, including a penis pump.

"Go get the goose grease gun", Joe shouted from the bathroom over a lot of moaning. "She really is backed up."

After coming back in, the young man stated that Joe yelled, "And I need the big plumber's helper.

But after he started to go into the bathroom, Joe stated "Not YOU, the one behind the truck seat on the gun rack!"

"That was where I was when I heard all the gurgling and cheers. Joe had cleared out another one."

"I'll leave you a word of advice Ms. Hilton. Eat more roughage and don't use so much toilet paper!"

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