Susan Boyle fanatics around the world were praying last night after it was revealed SuBo had grazed her little finger. The incident happened at her Scottish home while grating cheese. She was rushed to her bathroom for a Band-Aid. She is reported to be recovering well.
Dutch fanatic Annette Evens rambled "We are beside ourselves in worry. I pray for her to become better soon."
A New York fanatic has declared today a day of prayer. "We will light candles for her little finger. Only prayer has the power to heal the graze!"
A collection has been started by fanatics to pay for flowers, who are hoping to get Piers Morgan to deliver them.
