Rabid Susan Boyle fanatics will soon have their dreams come true. After a number of incidents with stalkers and burglars, SuBo's team have decided to install a network of cameras at her Scottish home. To the delight of SuBo fanatics around the world, these will be available to view 24-hours a day on the internet. Dubbed 'SuboCam', any fanatic with a double-digit IQ or greater will be able to watch her every move.
SuBo fanatic, and Piers Morgan look-alike, 'William The Dangler' gushed "I'm feeling far less dangly just thinking about it!"
South American fanatic 'Krapoola' squeaked "My prayers have been answered! I didn't have much of a life anyway!"
Chief fanatic Dr. Bobbino de Ponytail, who recently had a close shave with a homicidal red scarf, said sternly "We will, of course, be issuing new rules to avoid any incidents. Rules 376 to 879 will clearly state that only people I like will be able to use this service. So that will basically be just me."
The SuboCam service will be available soon at www.GetABleepinLife.fan
