Jon Gosselin's Penis Actually Three and A Half Inches Says Morgan Christie

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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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After Hailey Grassman told several tabloids that her affair with Jon Gosselin came to an end because he had spent a lot of her money and had a three inch penis, Jon's latest quickly refuted that.

"Jon's penis is every bit of three and a half inches. Grassman is exaggerating", Morgan reportedly told the National Sewer.

But Hailey Glassman swears it's true: Jon Gosselin's penis is even smaller than his ability to care about anyone but himself. I should have realized that because of what Kate told me. His ego is what is so huge."

The 23-year old does not speak favorably about her ex-boyfriend's manhood. She says: "He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me... He's hung like a three day old rooster. I'm serious. This is true."

How tiny does Hailey claim Jon measures? "3 inches."

However, Morgan Christie continues to maintain that it is full three and a half!"

"She and Jon broke up in December and Hailey has many reasons to lie about Jon's minute girth, considering he's moved on to me."

"OK, I tried to warn her", stated Hailey insisted. She'll be sorry when her money is gone. It's all here in black & white in The National Sewer!"

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