Written by Bureau

Saturday, 16 January 2010

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Lambert Rocks Chicago

Adam Lambert will make a guest appearance on 'Oprah' this Tuesday from what we hear from some of his friends. Let's hope they don't cut out any of it. No camera tricks during performance.

"I promised Oprah no humping on some guy's butt during the performance" Adam told UP2. "And the only guy I might kiss is Rosie O'Donnell who may 'drop' in I'm told."

Rosie dropping in on Oprah?

According to recent rumors, O'Donnell is so happy with her new wife, she will be dropping in on Oprah and at least two late night shows.

Meanwhile Lambert will be performing his latest song, 'Whataya Want From Me?' that, up until this morning, you can see on the internet.

Adam then stated that there was just one controversy in the Oprah session where he spanks the naked ass of one of the cameraman who does him in return.

"Quit writing that down. Can't you recognize a joke when you hear one? Hear my song!"

Meanwhile, Oprah has announced that everybody in the audience will get a free gay makeover.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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