The US entertainment culture of plastic surgery, sexy and super-star looks has been turned on its head by Britains own very UGLY superstar, Susan Boyle.
She's topping the US billboard album chart despite being photographed with a massive "Boyle" on her nose and a hairstyle which looked as if someone forgot to turn the hairdryer off!
Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Pink, Fergie, Gwen Stefani, etc, are all astonished after undergoing beauty operations to improve their images, then along comes this "Ugly Duckling" and steals the show.
The Bizarre entertainment press in the US are now asking the question, "is mega-talent enough, is Susan Boyle just a freak or must she undergo plastic surgery and a make-over!"
Susan, determined to prove to the world that looks mean nothing, is being pursued by L.A. top plastic surgeons offering their services.
Susan secretly admits, she'd like legs like Fergie, boobs like Pam Anderson and a butt like Beyonce, but refuses to wear a wig to cover her burnt hair and is scared stiff of the dentist!
The world awaits the next step in this amazing "Fairy Tale" and Jaggedone has heard through the wires that a duet with Paul Potts is in the pipeline and the CD will be called "We're Ugly, We Have talent, We don't Care, so stuff the world!