The Actor Formerly Known As Ashton Kutcher

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Actress Demi Moore looking out towards the Pacific Ocean and wondeing if she should tell husband Ashton about Tiger Woods.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ashton Kutcher, the actor has surprised many of his friends, relatives, and even enemies by a recent act.

Kutcher, 31, the much, much younger husband of actress Demi Moore, 47, has agreed to honor his wife by officially changing his name from Ashton Kutcher to Ashton Moore, his wife's last name.

When asked what would possibly possess him to do that Ash, as his wife Demi calls him, said that his goal is to make his wife happy.

He said that the other day when they were in the middle of foreplay she suddenly told him that she wanted for him to change his last name from Kutcher to Moore.

Ashton said that he was in a very vulnerable situation and he instantly said yes for fear that his vulnerability would have grown into something hurtful.

Kutcher who has starred in three very succesful TV shows including That 70s Show, Punk'd, and Lassie 2002 was asked if perhaps the name change did not come about as a result of the fact that everyone in Hollywood knows that Demi runs the show.

Ashton turned to look at Demi. Demi shook her head in the negative, and Ashy, as she calls him when she wants to make him feel even more submissive and subservient said that it was all his idea.

The actor formerly known as Ashton Kutcher was supposed to have starred in the remake of the epic western Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane Both Grow Some, but Queen Demi vetoed it saying that he needed to stay around the house and help her with her extensive doll collection.

In other developing news. Former baseball star and admitted steroid user Jose Canseco will be providing the voice for the Kiddie Channel's new TV cartoon series 'Mean Dastardly Mr. Anabolic Steroid.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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