Wife Reveals How Skoob1999 Got His Pen Name

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

image for Wife Reveals How Skoob1999 Got His Pen Name
Mrs Skoob said that she also "gets tired of the presents he leaves on the neighbor's lawns"

The wife of popular Spoof writer Skoob1999 has finally revealed how her husband chose his pen name. While he has stated that it was based on his love of reading and that it was actually "books" spelled backwards, she has come forth with the truth and announced it on his birthday.

"We started calling my husband Skoob ten years ago. He was at a football game and took a blow to the head from a thrown beer bottle. After that, he walked around humping every person he saw on the leg, just like a dog."

"When he'd finish in his pants, he'd look up at the sky and yell Skooby Dooby Dooo, just like the cartoon dog."

"The name just kind of stuck with the family and the locals, and he even worked as the team mascot for a time...until the opponents complained about the pee stains on the nets and about his humping the reserves."

"It's been ten years now, and I thought that it was about time all of the people who read his stuff knew where the legend started."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more