Spoof writer Skoob1999 today crushed the myth that all Spoof writers are cruel, heartless, cynical sons of female dogs.
The Spoofer today ventured out into his back garden to feed two little wabbits and to make sure that they had ample clean bedding in their sleeping compartment. In pouring rain. Despite recently suffering from the dreaded H1N1 Swine Flu virus.
The writer, long reputed to be a heartless bastard, also put in some lettuce leaves, carrots, and wabbit food.
All this for the two cute ickle wabbits that shat all over the house saturday night and temporarily had it stinking like the London Zoo.
But better than that...
He then went on to feed the cats, one of which yesterday did a kamikaze dive into its own water bowl, splashing water all over the kitchen.
Which took ages to mop up.
"I suppose I do possess a streak of humanity. Somewhere." Skoob told us. "Mind you, I was looking at the wabbits and sizing the little buggers up for the pot. Maybe when they get a bit bigger..."
The cats and the wabbits were unrepentant.
More as we get it.