A grubby affair: Tool Academy star Jaimee Grubbs dishes the dirt

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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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Grubby but no S&M fling: "Tiger ain't a tied-down kinda guy!"

Orlando, Fla - (Woody Would Peck Her): LA cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs has briefed reporters about her sordid 20 shag fling with Tiger Woods.

The 25 year-old former Tool Academy contestant reckons Mrs Wood should send her errant husband to matrimonial boot camp.

"Like, come one Elin! The guy's a cheat. I should know, I've got the videos, the sex texts, the motel receipts, the herpes simplex cold sores!" Grubbs posted on her blog this week.

Ms Grubbs honed her matrimonial salvage skills on the Tool Academy reality TV show where 'bad boys' get licked into shape at relationship charm school.

Comments posted on her blogsite today suggest she could supplement her meagre income by selling 'the fur-lined cuffs, the velvet manacles', etc.

But Jaimee's having none of it:

"Tiger's not an easily tied down kinda guy," she remarks.

"Besides, they're not worth much until they're back from the DNA testing lab."

Rachel Uchitel is no transexual harpy.

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