Britney Spears In Cult Film Remake?

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Thursday, 26 November 2009

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Is Rumor True This Time around?

Once again rumors are making the rounds in Hollywood that there may be a remake of the 1965 cult classic, "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!" and that once again, the title role would be offered to Britney Spears, but only AFTER a tryout.

The same rumor was circulating about a year and a half ago and everyone thought then that it was a no-go and that could be the case this time around.

However, Ms. Britney Spears is completing a major tour that consists of a lot of acting as well as song and dance and she seems to have it all together for a change and ready to tackle something new.

"Her confidence is sky-high at the present", stated one source. "We've heard the rumor too."

Of course, no matter who winds up doing a remake, the old version will always be tops. But a role that is deliberately hammed up a bit might just be the thing for Britney at the present time.

As far as we know, no one has mentioned who might play the roles of the other two ladies, should the film be made.

"She can definitely do the bad girl bit, just ask some of her ex-friends", stated the source, laughing. "She doesn't have to lip-sync a loudmouthed psycho!"

"If she can run this 'Circus', she may be ready for the 'Big Top/Drag Racer'. Spiked heels will make her taller."

"You know what, if I were in charge, I'd make the women even wilder and I'd keep it in black & white. But the 'purists' would hate it."

"Of course, they'll hate it anyway."

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