Chelsea Clinton books 'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses' designer

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Monday, 30 November 2009

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New York - (Reuterus): Bridal gown designers Boobski & Trollope are said to be inundated with orders following confirmation of the Chelsea Clinton/Mark Lewinsky nuptial order for next June.

The Russian couturiers hit headlines last week after fitting up Susan Boyle with their latest topless creation.

And Chelsea's dress could prove equally controversial if a consignment of flimsy see-thru Chantilly lace is anything to go by.

"Of course the exact design of Chelsea's dress is a trade secret," Ivana Boobski commented today.

The 29 year old former First Daughter is getting hitched to the ex-husband of one of her dad's sordid flings.

Mark Lewinsky, 34, was married to White House intern Monica for all of two hours before finding out on his wedding night exactly what happened to that notorious Clinton cigar.

A swift no-fault divorce followed.

Ms Clinton is said to have taken out special nuptial insurance in case of a major no-show on her big day.

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