Paris Hilton got fisted by King Kong

Funny story written by howy

Monday, 30 November 2009

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In a celebrity interview Paris Hilton tells that she was fisted by King Kong during the filming of her latest movie.

The movie Paris is filming is called, "King Kong does Dallas".

It is a remake of the old King Kong movies but with a twist. The movie is stagged in Dallas, Texas instead of New York.

The director said that New York was boring because people have already seen it in the previous King Kong Movies.

Paris complains that she was on a hill top when a mechanical King Kong hand was supposed to have come down to pick her up.

The prop engineer who was manipulating the hand forgot to open up the hand and a large fist came down and fisted Paris Hilton in the face.

She had to be transferred to intensive care in the hospital where she got some ointment applied to her lips which were quite swollen.

She was released three hours later in good condition.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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