Adam Lambert Jailed In New Jersey

Funny story written by Bureau

Friday, 16 October 2009

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Singer Adam Lambert was hauled off in handcuffs today from a friend's house he had been visiting to get away for a few days.

Lambert's attorney would only say "No Comment", even after Lambert was bailed out only a few hours later.

However, Lambert WANTED the press to know what had happened so he apparently sneaked from the friend's house and met a few members of the press at a nearby restaurant.

"I can only talk to you here", a reporter for TT stated were the first words to them from Adam. "This is all rediculous but I cannot leave the state until my hearing, which I hope to be as soon as possible."

What had happened, according to Lambert was that on Monday, lambert's friend had had a cold and it was getting worse and worse so Lambert offered to go to the local Eden's Drugs and purchased his friend some over the counter medication for his friend's cold.

By Wednesday the friend was better but his sister had caught it and so had Lambert. So off Lambert goes and gets the same stuff that helped his friend.

"Did you know that every time you get cold medicine like pseudoephedrine, they send a report to the police? Me neither!"

"To make a long story short and to get the truth out, not only for my career's sake but for my fans to avoid the same thing happening to them, you better watch the purchases."

Lambert went ahead and explained that the cold meds he had picked up were totaled and that the excessive anount sent the police to his friend's house to see if they were making "Crystal Meth".

"Of course the pharmacist had described me and while the hunt is apparently going on for two or three more days. So, I get handcuffed and taken to jail while they conclude the investigation."

When the Jersey police were asked about the incident, we were told, "It's the law...and the law is for everyone, including Hollywood stars!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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