Adam Lambert, while talking to some friends at a popular New York City restaurant, "Sam Holes" actually called this reporter over to his table and ordered us both a drink.
"Just had to tell you that this has been one of the worst days of my life, so I spotted you, a reporter and I thought I'd make it complete so that once that this day's over, there won't be any worse."
"You're kind of like the live frog you eat the first thing in the morning so nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day."
Lambert, who stopped long enough to sip what was obviously not his first drink, but I could easily understand as I've had some bugger days myself.
Lambert then told about getting really dressed to have an interview with Rolling Stone over a possible album coming out soon and that he could absolutely not choose between which pair of shoes went best with his outfit.
"I had chosen just the right outfit and these shoes were driving me bonkers. So I finally shut my eyes and slipped a pair on. I was half way up the street when I first noticed people staring and I looked down at my feet where they were staring and I had selected one shoe from each pair."
"Oh, I know I should have noticed but I had shut my eyes to choose and was all upset, late for the interview and now I had to go back and change in a big hurry but I went and hid once people began staring from the other direction...east, I think."
After ordering more drinks, my treat this time, Lambert stated that he had ran into the alley and if there had been a rope there he would have shot himself.
"I said, that if I had been a gun there I would have hanged myself!"
I asked his friends how many drinks he had had but they were both out cold.
"The absolutedly....lee worst day of my life...oh, and did I tell you about the shoes? See these mismatched babies?"
Hoookay..I then went over and told the bartender who the guys were at the table and he took them some coffee and called a cab.
Before leaving, I did hear one of the friends who had came back to life say, "Yeow, I had a day like those shoes thing you told us when we got here. I remember getting my kneecap busted and shot three times by a pimp and he robbed me of all my clothes. Pretty embarrassing...... But nothing like that shoe thing...of course."