Adam Lambert Wins "Rookie Of The Year" In Gay Magazine

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Tuesday, 17 November 2009

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Adam Lambert and Wanda Sykes are on the cover of a popular gay friendly magazine (now with EZ-wipe pages), with each winning a major award, Lambert's being "Rookie Of The Year"!

"He's a real up and comer" stated Congressman, Barney Frank. "We look for this young man to do some great things in the future and I hope that I'm around when he does."

Other winners were Cyndi (Lapper) Lauper and Wanda Sykes as "Entertainer of The Year".

Joining the three on the cover were Rob Marshall and Dan Choi who rounded out the top five!

A very close seventh place was Christopher Bailey who was right behind Marshall and pushing hard.

The December issue lists a group of the topped 100 gay men, lesbians, transgender people and allies. Check out who are the most outstanding and inspiring men and women of the year at Out Magazine available in several shades and colors, at many news stands.

After a special singing performance and taking part in the photographing of this year's topped gays, Lambert is said to have surprised everyone with the news that he might become the front man with an intro act with Elton John on his next tour, once John is up and ready after his recent stay at a New York hospital.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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