In a shock revelation released today, it was revealed that the Irish twin X-Factor finalists from Dublin, Seamus and Seamus, are not actually twins.
It was also discovered that not only are the twins not twins, but they are not Irish and not from Dublin. Even though they were born in Dublin and currently live there.
One of the alleged twins, Seamus, explained that although he is the same age as his twin brother, they were actually born two years apart.
The other twin Seamus said that he remembers his birth like it was only last year, which is not strictly true because he is now 19. He said that his birth was so difficult that he was born on a Tuesday, again on a Wednesday and finally once more on the Friday.
He also stated that although he feels he is not ugly, when he was born, the midwife slapped his mother.
The two non-twins, Seamus and Seamus, look set to win the X-Factor by two to three laps.
On different Saturdays.
