Dan Brown's latest thriller, "The Lost Thingummyjig" has gone straight to the top of the bestseller lists before it has even been written!
Slapper & Toerag the publishers have invested £5 million in an option on the book which is to be a sequel to Brown's last hit, "The Davina Lode" which told a tale of secret societies, lost documents, hidden codes and which was seized upon by conspiracy theorists because it had nothing original to say about anything - and that must of itself be suspicious.
"The Lost Thingummyjig" contains the clues to the whereabouts of a golden greyhound and the finder will be permitted to keep the article which is worth "in excess of £49.99".
Ton Hanqs has signed up to play the hero and a woman will play the woman.
A 50-foot garage will be required for storage of the greyhound as it is a 49-seater.
