Jamie Lynn Spears, son of the original thinkers, Jamie and Lynn Spears and sister to famous or infamous, according to your point of view, Britney "No Panties" Spears, has recently disclosed how she has always gotten her way, whether with her parents or with Casey Aldridge who is the supposed father of her daughter, Maddie Briann Aldridge.
"I cry", stated Spears in an article in We Important People Magazine.
"Sometimes when Dad wouldn't buy me something, I learned to cry really softly at first and, if necessary, go to my room and shut the door and not come out for food or anything."
"Of course I had food hid everywhere."
Jamie Lynn said she wouldn't be telling this even now but it's finally played out, unless it's in a new situation.
"You can also use it to get someone to do something in most foreign countries. Just cry. Men can't stand that. It even works in a restaurant when you can't get service, even in France! Of course, afterward, you must really brag on the waiter. The idiot will be all smiles."
So the National Inquisitor would like to thank you, Jamie Lynn Spears, for setting women's causes back at least 50 years!
