Meet Edna Jackson, a woman who has filed three guardianship petitions - one for each of Michel Jackson's three children.
Edna declaired today, "I am the biological mother of Prince Michael Jackson II and all of his siblings."
I am married to Michael Jackson - "who is now deceased" - and "engaged to Prince Michael Jackson II's biological father." And I shagged Mark Lester, after meeting him in a Petri Dish resturant.
And in homage to the shrinking Hollywood gene pool, Edna says she's the mother of one of Tom Cruise's kids.
So here's another woman who makes Wacko Jacksons mother look like a sound choice to raise the Jackson Three.
In time, there will be other parents. And one day the world will have to take action and officially adopt the Jackson Three on behalf of all mankind.
Of course, their real mother was Princess Diana, and one day everyone will know…
