What's Happened To Lindsay Lohan?

Funny story written by Bureau

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

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Lindsay Listening To "Jazz Police" by Leonard Cohen"

Hollywood was shocked to it's roots this week as photos of Lindsay Lohan were taken of her coming from a library with several books under her arms and partly skipping along the street, humming "The 59th Street Bridge Song" better known as "Feeling Groovy".

The National Inquisitor has learned that these books consist of "Tuesdays With Morrie" by Mitch Albom, "Essays: Old Songs In A New Cafe" by Robert James Waller and "The Quaker Book of Wisdom".

This was at 9:30A.M., a time she usually goes to bed.

She was then observed being busy cleaning up inside the house, fixing her some lunch and then washing a few pieces of clothing and hanging them out on an unfolded wooden hanger on the patio.

Later on there were the sounds of CD's by John Coltrane, Frank Sinatra and Billie Holliday.

What we would like to know is what has happened to one of our favorite people? Is she on something that has affected her mind? Has the lady been brain-washed?

She was reportedly home and in bed by 11PM this past Saturday night!!

If you are a Lindsay Lohan fan, and I assume you are since you decided to read this, please keep her in your thoughts. Something drastic is definitely going on.

At last report, she was listening to Leonard Cohen recordings and SMILING!

Please keep us in your thoughts also, as she's about to drive our Lindsay Lohan reporters to biting their fingernails into the quick!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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