Samantha Ronson Ditches Lindsay Lohan For An Older Woman

Funny story written by Wire Piddle

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

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Los Angeles, CA - In what may have been a move inspired by a story recently published on, Samantha Ronson has boldly moved on from her love nest with Lindsay Lohan and was seen dining with an older woman, Drea de Matteo, known for her role as Angie Vitale in Desperate Housewives.

Having caught wind of Samantha's escapade, Lindsay Lohan returned to Ronson's house to confront the lesbo-vixen about her tawdry escapades with the older actress. No sooner had she entered the house, all the while being filmed by paparazzi, Sam Ronson was seen kicking Lindsay out on her butt with Lohan's clothes following shortly thereafter.

The paparazzi recorded the whole sordid episode and somehow managed to keep their giggles to themselves. Needless to say, the paparazzi returned to the studio with their potentially award winning footage where they were rewarded for their efforts by getting a free weekend at the website owner's Las Vegas casino.

For her part, Drea de Matteo stated, "...I guess it just proves I'd do anything to get my name on"

No response was given from Ms. de Matteo's supposed fiance, Shooter Jennings. The couple have a 1 1/2 year old baby girl.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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