New York, NY - The entire wedding party dancers from the now infamous wedding of Kevin and Jill Heinz have been thrown off Dancing With the Stars on ABC when it was learned that they were scheduled to be finalists on So You Think You Can Dance on FOX. A spokesperson for ABC confirmed the report saying "Look, it's like this, we had to kick the Heinz's out of NY for giving an interview to NBC on the very same day they were giving us an "exclusive," and now they've signed on to do a dance show with another of our rivals, FOX. It has to stop. We're tired of playing second fiddle."
Jill Heinz is in tears over the news. "I wanted to do Dancing with the Stars, but noooooo, Kevin likes So You Can Dance better. I can't believe his taste. He'd rather watch a bunch of bridesmaids jiggle their butts than perform a good classy tango. Maybe we aren't meant for each other after all."
Said Kevin, "well, yeah."
