Undeterred by his friends’ comments that coquettishly sexy Amanda Schumaker, blue-blooded daughter of the CEO of a national fast food chain, was way out of his league, Luke Hayden of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully pursued the society belle, only...
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Charles Barkley, aka "The Round Mound of Rebound," was in Tuscaloosa visiting his old high school English teacher LaFeesha LaSamba Washington. According to published reports 48-year-old Charles or "Snuggle Bunny" as he was kn...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - At a New Moon press panel this week, the Twilight stars were asked what question they never wanted to answer again. Robert Pattinson smirked and replied, "What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner." Co-stars Lautner and Kristen Stewar...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The founder of the San Francisco Onion has noticed that BuckwheatsButt and Chamone are spending a lot of time together lately, nestled together "all warm and snuggly," having spent more than 2 days now at the number 6 and 7 positi...
GRAND RAPIDS, MI - Three pigs were found dead this morning at Goody Pig Productions of Grand Rapids, MI. Human flu has been officially confirmed as the cause of death in all three cases. Michigan pig producers have been advised to take necessary st...
Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...
Fort Collins, CO - On Wednesday night at 8:15 p.m., CSU students Vicki Bell, Damon Thompson, and Reginald Bale successfully initiated and completed a threesome.
When Johnny McBush-McCain found out that the Democandies had not been to Iraq as often as his congressional (Halliburton) junkets have sent him (he gets his mail there), they decided to make it a threesome...
Hollywood, California - First, it was Rosie O'Donnell that invited Britney Spears live on "The View" to come live with her. Now it is supermodel, Heidi Klum, who is the latest to offer Britney a place to crash. All the while Britney tec...
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