Megan Fox To Do Full Frontal Nudity In Transformers 3

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Friday, 3 July 2009


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The eyes of the Transformers are wide open, checking out their co-star.

Megan Fox, near the top of several magazine's most beautiful woman list, has announced that she is willing to do full frontal nudity in Transformers 3. Said Fox in an interview in Hollywood, "I don't like the way that the movie ticket sales are going for this one. We should be selling more tickets and bringing in more money. If it will boost our box office for the next movie, I'm willing to do whatever it takes."

"Whatever it takes" was then defined by Fox as removing her clothes.

"I'm sure that seeing my hot, sweaty, glistening body would make those giant robot thingies just stop in their tracks and stare. I mean, that works for most men I meet anyway. They all see to like checking me out, and I'm kind of a tease or flirt about it too."

Fox, who has already gone topless in the yet to be released Jennifer's Body, added that she does have the hots for someone on their set. "Just the thought of Optimus Prime and that piston pumping power of his makes me wet!"

In conclusion, Fox added that "this nudity would have to be something that moves the story forward, of course. I wouldn't do it just to show off my titties or collect the extra two million in payment that the studio has offered me. It will have to be tasteful."

The announcement that Fox was willing to do full frontal nudity caused a movie that has not even started filming become the biggest selling DVD pre-order in history.

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