Written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 7 June 2009

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J-Man - Don't Worry. I'll Be Back.

There's been much concern this weekend over the apparent disappearance of UK Dudley based Spoof writing supremo Monkey Woods, who is believed to have gone off with a 'dirty woman' for a bit of rumpy pumpy, or been admitted to a clinic following an embarrassingly easy chess victory.

Similar concerns have been raised regarding US Spoof legend JalapenoMan, whose last contact was to say that he wouldn't be in touch for a while owing to a seriously demanding workload.

However, we have managed to get in touch with one of the J-man's people, who told us that:

"J-Man's real busy right now. But he remains fully committed to the Spoof.com's Star Trek collaborative effort, and he promises that he'll be back real soon, bigger and better than ever. Chomping those chillies like he's never been away."

Which is great news for all concerned.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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