Sad news today for Spoof writer Skoob1999 as Mrs Skoob packs her bags and walks away from an eighteen year long relationship.
Skoob, who is an absolute prick, told us:
"I love that woman. We went to Barcelona and Rome together. We walked the length of 125th Street in Harlem. We stood in front of Sacre Couer in Paris. I proposed to her on the Ponte Veccio in Florence, we went to see that tower that is no way straight in Pisa. But it looks like it's all over now. She's just looking for Monkey Woods. What can I say?"
Missing Spoof writer Monkey Woods was unavailable for comment but we did manage to track down Mrs Skoob, who was asleep in bed. When we asked her what was going on she told us:
"Gerroff. What time is it? Oh for fucks sake! Don't do that! I've told yer gerroff," in a Worcester accent.
Spoof writer Monkey Woods denied playing any part in the marital breakdown, and Skoob just laughed a lot, because, after all, this is a satirical website.
More when we sober up.
UPDATE: Monkey Woods has returned to the madness of www.theSpoof.com Thankfully. Welcome Back!