Contortionist Breaks Spine - Ambulance Summoned

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 18 June 2009

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Ooh Buck, I Didn't Know You Cared.

Dismay today in England as champion and legal eagle Queen Mudder almost came to grief performing a triple salko backwards forwards semi somersault with a double pike and twist, with a degree of difficulty of 786 at the World Satirical Website Writers 'I'm Crazier Than The Next Person' championships, here in Berne, Switzerland.

Queen Mudder almost succeeded in performing a sexual act upon herself, like her avatar, but fellow spoof writer BuckwheatsButt intervened just in time to avoid QM eating her own herb garden.

Exactly what BuckwheatsButt used to prevent QM eating her own genitalia is unknown, but he told us exclusively:

"Don't let anything get in the way of a good time."

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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