Former Beatles, Stones Manager, Allen Klein Dead At 77

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Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Allen Klein, famous for managing the Beatles, the Rolling Stones and a whole lot of stars, died on Saturday, July 4, 2009, according to a publicist for his company.

Klein who was famous for getting big deals in the music business, however, ended up falling out with many of his clients and was probably most known as the manager who broke up the Beatles.

Mr. Klein had planned several years ago to write a big expose book on several famous people before getting the disease.

Some say his daughter was paid off for his not being able to publish all the trash that some of our popular heroes were once up to.

Sadly, Klein died suffering from Alzheimer's at his home in New York City.

He was 77.

His $100,000,000 estate will be equally divided between his daughter, his publicist and his physician for the past ten years.

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