Michael Jackson has left his children and his entire estate to his best friend and companion Bubbles the chimpanzee, after the missing will was eventually discovered tucked down the back of the toilet.
The simian mischief-maker is now the legal guardian of Jackson's 3 children and will take up residence at Neverland ranch some time this week.
Although the Jackson family have contested the will and demand that they get every single stinking penny of it, they have no major problem with Bubbles getting the kids.
Michaels' father Joe actually said that the kids would be in "safe hands" with Bubbles as it was the chimp who virtually raised the children anyway.
Cheetah the Monkey, of Tarzan fame, said that Bubbles would make a great father to the human children and would use the pop stars money well.
In fact, it is widely believed that Bubbles was the brains of the whole Michael Jackson phenomenon in the first place.
It was Bubbles who advised Jackson to drastically alter his face with cosmetic surgery and dress like a dick. It was also Bubbles' idea for Jackson to sing "Whoo-hoo" and screech wildly on his records.
