Bunch of weirdos say Michael Jackson was a nice bloke

Funny story written by Chamone

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

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Jackson and friend

Publicity hungry has-beens have crawled out of the woodwork to offer praise for Michael Jackson.

Mark Lester - who played Oliver in the movie Oliver Twist and was godfather to one of Jackson's brats - said Jackson was an inspiration to all paedophiles.

He said that the King of Pop's wealth and fame had helped so many nonces to accept that they could actually get away with whatever the fuck they wanted to do with kids.

Mentalist and all round knob-head Uri Geller said that his 'dear friend' helped him get press coverage these past few decades simply by being the main British arm of the 'Wacko Jacko' mouthpiece brigade.

Geller said that now that Jackson had died so suddenly he could possibly make a few extra quid giving speeches to sad bastards and newspapers desperate to fill their pages with any old shite about him.

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