Susan Boyle's Boyfriend Decks Simon Cowell!

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Thursday, 4 June 2009

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The whole future relationship between Simon Cowell and Susan Boyle may have changed yesterday after Susan's boyfiend, Helmut Glaser reportedly decked "Britain Has Talent" judge Simon Boyle.

A worker at the clinic where Boyle has been recuperating for exhaustion says there was some yelling going on that sounded like Cowell's voice and yelling something about "Nora Batty Singing" and his voice came to a sudden stop and there was a noise like someone hitting the floor."

"Then someone on the security staff rushed in and everything got quiet except I believe Ms. Boyle was crying."

Fans and friends of Susan Boyle want the lady to be able to do some of her best songs, mostly an album of Broadway Musical numbers and there's a demand by both US and British fans for Christian classics.

As far as it is known, Cowell had already signed Susan to a contract so some of this will be up to him and his company nd as most people who know Cowell, the big income will come first.

There have been no interviews scheduled with either Cowell or Boyle and her boyfriend will not say anything but "get out of my way you bunch of buzzards! or I'll ruffle your feathers!"

According to neighbors back home in Scotland, Mr. Glaser is not a violent man by nature but "he feels pretty strongly about Susan and that she's treated well."

There has also been no other reports of the incident as Mr.Cowell apparently skipped out of the facilities by a back entrance.

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