Written by Blanca Brava

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

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Susan sexy?

LONDON - Larry King of CNN has reportedly given the Susan Boyle sex tape a "thumbs up" and "it will be the one I keep on my nightstand."

I have to go barf, hold on. Ok, I'm back, sigh.

I suppose we are all in the same boat here wondering where he got his hands on a copy of her newest stunt for fame? CNN has given me the cold shoulder and declined any comment. I asked for ol' Larry himself and they hung up on me.

Rumor has it that she rubs down with Jell-O and pole dances with a broom. Well, sounds like dear Susan has outdone herself here and celebrities in the sex tape industry are claiming this tape will make her a mega-star.

Kim Kardashian is quoted "my tape took me from nothing to stardom in a few days, so yeah, it was worth it to be with Ray-J for that."

Janice Dickinson claims "Yeah, I thought about releasing mine but I'm not ready for that amount of fame."

Paris Hilton said "Cool, she's hot."

Simon Cowell has reportedly given the tape the once over and was overheard by a production assistant giving a man grunt.

What do you guys think, will this make Larry leave his 20 year old wife for Susan?

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Topics: Susan Boyle

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