Just as Chris Brown's rap song defense, " I'm Not an Animule!" hit the streets; the word went out across the hood from South Central to Sesame Street. Lady Rhianna wuz bringing her black and blues to a court of law. Filing amicus muppet briefs on behalf of RhiRhi were more than half of Brown's Sesame Street co-worker victims.
Rhianna under advice from her lawyer and the fact that her broken jaw is still wired shut had no comment but the allegedly abused muppets of SStreet wouldn't stop talking. Big bird showed her ruffled tail feathers and demanded that brown pay to restore her formerly beautiful plummage. Elmo claimed that before his forced encounter with the rapster his voice was two octaves lower.Somebody's got to pay, the red furry creature squeaked in a clearly unnatural falsetto.
Only Oscar the Grouch offered some defense for the accused: " Chris treated me rough and that's the secret wish of every grouch...we can give as good as we get!"