New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Friday, 29 May 2009

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Teen Queens - Who'd Have Em?

Chaos ensued today in Italy on the set of upcoming movie New Moon when Kristen Stewart, who has reportedly got a thing all over again for co-star Rob Pattinson had her nose put seriously out of joint.

Trouble flared when, during a break in filming, Pattinson was approached by British actress Doreen Skagg, who by all accounts then launched an indecent assault on the actor.

Skagg, 17 who will take the role of Tracy Tynemouth, a pigeon expert in the UK's answer to Hannah Montana, who reportedly has a fat arse and corned beef legs, allegedly groped Pattinson's crotch in a lewd and lascivious manner.

"I just wanted to see if he'd get a lob on like," Skagg said as she was led away by Carabinieri officers.

Kristen Stewart was too upset to comment.

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