Written by HalesBDavis

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Teen queens, Kristen Stewart and Brenda Song are set to star in an upcoming Steven Spielberg-directed film, ''I love you, Mary''. Kristen plays a one of the female lead roles, Hannah Burton.

The character is reportedly a lesbian and there is supposedly a lesbian sex scene in the film.

Kristen openly admitted she is bisexual. She recently told me, "I am bisexual which means that I date both girls and guys. I hate it when people call me gay because it is like.. a insult. I'm not gay I am bisexual. What the hell is so wrong with that? A lot of people are bisexual. I was a homosexual in my childhood years but I've pretty much outgrown that. I used to have a lot of sex with my girlfriend, it was fun and all but I wanted to experiment more."

She also said, "It's fun playing a lesbian, I seriously can not wait to step into Hannah Burton's shoes and see how her World is. I can't spill a lot about the storyline because Spielberg and the producers will probably kill me for it.. But what I can say is that the plot is about two lesbians who are struggling emotionally with the whole sexuality issue. The two love each other and can not spend any minute away from each other. The plot is very deep and so are the characters, they have mental disorders and emotional issue. The whole idea is that it's the first epic lesbian love story ever made, I want more roles like these. I am so happy and excited, I can not believe it. I am going to star in a Steven Spielberg-directed film, and the even more exciting part is that I get to have sex on screen with a girl. There is nothing wrong with what I do.. Sex is fun and sexy. Virgins need to get lives. I am like.. bigger than Marylin Monreo now so the World is probably wondering who is my girlfriend.. Well FYI I'm dating a guy so get the hell over it. It's my life and I can do whatever I want. I take drugs.. So? What's the big deal everyone does it."

Brenda, Kristen and several other members of Young Hollywood are currently seen on the cover Vanity Fair Japan. The issue includes many racy pictures of the former teen darlings.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Kristen Stewart

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